Well, SquirmingSub, you have given me a lot to think about, and I will answer your questions shortly.
Tom came over last night. He hadn’t been here for a few days (yeah). He wanted to show off his new tattoo. (I was surprised that he could get one done during this Covid19 time). Linda and I are not really into tattoos (neither of us have ever wanted one) but it was nicely done, and we said so. He said that both of us should get one and he would pay for it. Linda surprised me by asking what he had in mind. I couldn’t tell if she was really contemplating getting one or just being nice, but said she wouldn’t want one that would show.
I could tell that Tom had been giving it some thought because he immediately suggested something cute and feminine and having it placed on her butt cheek. She actually showed interest in it. However, I said that it sounded like he was putting his mark on her, to which he just smiled. And then he said, “Baby could get one as well, maybe have “Baby” tattooed on your butt.” They both laughed at that, but I could tell he was serious.
Sorry, but there is no way in hell I am getting a tattoo, and especially one that says “Baby”. I draw the line there. And then Linda surprised me this morning by bringing it up when she was changing my diaper. “Wouldn’t you like having a baby tattoo on your bottom? It would look so cute. And can you imagine laying there while some tattoo artist marked your butt? I’ll bet you would love that.”
I asked her if she was seriously considering getting a tattoo and all she said was “it’s something to think about.”