I am staying with Mommy Karen and Daddy Mike this week. Today Gramma, Karen’s mom, was my babysitter. She decided that we should go shopping so we could get out of the house. I was wearing a black nylon track suit, which for the most part looked pretty normal, except that I felt it emphasized my diaper bulk. Gramma said it was just fine for shopping. We went to a specialty baby store, kind of like a Toys-r-Us/Babies-r-Us store, with everything a baby could want. I wasn’t sure what we were doing there because there was nothing there that would fit me, however, Gramma had her own ideas. She had me push a small cart around as she proceeded to fill it with baby bottles, formula, baby food, bath toys, and toddler toys. She told (insisted) me I could pick out something. So I sent several minutes trying to decide what to get. I decided to get a stuffed animal since it would be the most non-threatening or embarrassing. However, she selected the most feminine and babyish pink teddy bear she could find. It had a frilly t-shirt on it with the inscription “I heart Daddy”. She said that I should get that so I can show Tom how much I love him. She even took a picture of me hugging it and sent it to Tom immediately.
As we went through the checkout, Gramma made sure to tell the clerk how everything was for me as I loved being a baby. She even told her how my wife was now with my soon to be ‘Daddy’.
As we went through the checkout, Gramma made sure to tell the clerk how everything was for me as I loved being a baby. She even told her how my wife was now with my soon to be ‘Daddy’.