"My 75 year old neighbor. She is a player from way back. She used to follow golf, and golfers. She told me once that she got caught sucking Arnold Palmer’s dick. And to avoid the scandal she did a three way with Billie Jean King and Lee Trevino. Anyway, she liked me and would let me feel up her big titties while I rubbed one out. Eventually she had me stand in front of her and feed her my cock. Always a swallower."
So why didn't you fuck her? Seems like she would have just jumped on and rode one out.