It is so hot in the jungle, that I often use 3 pair of underwear a day.
I have some cord stretched between two trees near the river, and I wash my clothes on a scrub board in the river.
Sometime, the monkeys pinch my clothes off the line, and toss them about, thinking it is a joke they can get away with.
Birds sometimes annoit my underwear with "offerings" from the sky, and I have to re-wash them.
Once upon a time, a bird nest fell out of a tree, and I discovered the nest owners had pinched a pair of my cotton underwear to make the nest more cozy - and some bees had turned it into a beehive to store honey.
So it is not just men who take an interest in female underwear. Birds and Bees are up to speed as well.
I am not sure whether storing honey in my underwear is a fetish or a sign of higher intelligence?
