The Bizarre and Weird.

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This is the look you get just before you die .....

 

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What could possibly go wrong ??

 

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"Mrs DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up"

 

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Although the day was quite chilly the sunshine was warm and it was pleasant to be half naked outside. The shoot with Barry was going well and Brig suggested that he should move in closer and stroke his penis in some sort of pseudo masturbatory act. Barry had stroked his hard penis only four or five times when it exploded with bursts of hot cum. He's in his mid sixties and he said that he hadn't cum that quickly since his teenage years. More proof that Brigitte is evil.

 

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In the end everyone lined up to have their photo taken by Brigitte.
She may do a coffee table book titled ... "Brigitte Saw a Cockatoo"

 

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Gotta be the quote of the week......
Brigitte has such a good sense of humour.

If thunk was spunk
Then think would be a sparrow

 

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Celebrating Easter this year....

All was going well until a Bush Bap-tist tried to nail Brig instead of screwing her.

 

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Brigitte love to be covered in hot cum......

So she petitioned Santa for a Microwave oven.

 

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Which was a revelation since previously she’d only ever wanted to cum

 

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Another product from the Frankenstein Franchise

 

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Brigitte's handy medical tip #101.
When supplying a urine sample, wee in a larger pouring jug first and then pour it into the smaller container.
It saves so much mess.

The advantage of using a wee large PYREX re-skeptical is that
it will withstand temperatures IN X S of 373.142K

 

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Apparently Jeff wasn't feeling well so Brig sent him a special card.
She's such a good friend.

Unfortunately the card caused Jeff to have a major
My-Fart-Song,
So instead of cuming
He went
To
Kent

 

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In the end everyone lined up to have their photo taken by Brigitte.
She may do a coffee table book titled ... "Brigitte Saw a Cockatoo"

Which was such an amusing play on words that everyone
pissed themselves laughing.
Which wasn’t really what was wanted for the book pix

 

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Some cosplay, a large penis, some bukkake action and Brigitte is a happy girl.....

Don’t forget the shoot cum, hun

 

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Something weird ....

 

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Something weird ....

And like any well used item, parts were worn or missing

 

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Getting photobombed by another cock ...

 

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Brigitte gets weird ....

 

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Getting photobombed by another cock ...

And about to get spunk bombed too.