The Bizarre and Weird.

[MajorHorner]

Day 5....

On the 5th day of lock down
My slut girl sent to me.
Five rubbers of Cum!!!

 

[MajorHorner]

Getting ready for a shoot this weekend..

It was her version of a Dutch cap.

 

[MajorHorner]

Not even steel chains can hold her pubes...

“Chains.
My baby’s locked up her pube hair in chains
And they’re the kind
that won’t let her pee”

 

[MajorHorner]

A cute but strange Monday morning piss pic...

She’d never been known to Take the piss.

 

[MajorHorner]

One of my favorite shots ...... Not mine but I thought you guys may like it

She was one of the few who was quadri-dexterous

 

[MajorHorner]

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Actually, it’s a flood of blood as she starts to menstruate.

 

[MajorHorner]

................... oh what fun.

It’s our version of sexual CosPlay.

 

[Spurt]

It was her own fault. Miss Brigitte told her time and time again not to talk in class.

 

[MajorHorner]

It was her own fault. Miss Brigitte told her time and time again not to talk in class.

I trust that the deceased has learnt her lesson and will.
Desist from talking in class in future.
Yours
Muscle Leany - ex Italian Dic Tater

 

[Spurt]

 

[Spurt]

 

[MajorHorner]

Yes, I see that she is blatantly walking around unprotected by a . . .

 

[MajorHorner]

Yes, I see that she is blatantly walking around unprotected by a . . .

n anti COVID face mask

 

[Spurt]

Yes, and she's wearing "fashion' boots when the guidelines clearly state that work boots with steel caps are mandatory.

 

[MajorHorner]

Yes, and she's wearing "fashion' boots when the guidelines clearly state that work boots with steel caps are mandatory.

Given her disregard for various safety precautions, does she allow herself to be bareback fucked by strangers?

 

[Spurt]

Given her disregard for various safety precautions, does she allow herself to be bareback fucked by strangers?

Definitely not. It's way too risky nowadays both with disease and fucked up crazy dudes out there.

Brigitte has done sooooooo many sex shots we've lost count.
Our general rules of thumb are -
- flashing - only to strangers
-touching of genitals - acquaintances
-masturbation - closer acquaintances, neighbours, family members, other motorcyclists, people we have met on public transport etc.
-sexual penetration - close friends or people we know to be upstanding citizens eg priests, doctors, nuns, police chiefs etc.

 

[MajorHorner]

Definitely not. It's way too risky nowadays both with disease and fucked up crazy dudes out there.Brigitte has done sooooooo many sex shots we've lost count.
Our general rules of thumb are -
- flashing - only to strangers
-touching of genitals - acquaintances
-masturbation - closer acquaintances, neighbours, family members, other motorcyclists, people we have met on public transport etc.
-sexual penetration - close friends or people we know to be upstanding citizens eg priests, doctors, nuns, police chiefs etc.

So very pleased to read your reply on behalf of the fragrant Brigitte. Life is so full of hazards today with crazy ppl wandering the streets seemingly deep in conversation with voices in their heads.

Psycho-colonists have claimed in the Daily Mail that these ppl are actually talking on their mobiles/cellphones/handys to real people via part of the electro magnetic spectrum.


Our trusted PM has denied this along with his agreement with Queen Victoria on the subject of Lesbians.


Does Brigitte allow herself to be penetrated by defrocked priests who were excommunicated for being too upstanding in public?

 

[MajorHorner]

So very pleased to read your reply on behalf of the fragrant Brigitte. Life is so full of hazards today with crazy ppl wandering the streets seemingly deep in conversation with voices in their heads.

Psycho-colonists have claimed in the Daily Mail that these ppl are actually talking on their mobiles/cellphones/handys to real people via part of the electro magnetic spectrum.


Our trusted PM has denied this along with his agreement with Queen Victoria on the subject of Lesbians.


Does Brigitte allow herself to be penetrated by defrocked priests who were excommunicated for being too upstanding in public?

PS, Who penetrates whom, in the case of upstanding nuns? And with what?

 

[Spurt]

This our neighbour from across the street.

 

[MajorHorner]

This our neighbour from across the street.

Are they also Upstanding?