Ah, it's good to see you back...
Audreyronde,
Good to see you back. When you said your wife was taking you into town for a big surprise Aug. 27 (2007) then you disappeared from the forum, I feared she may have served you with divorce papers. It's good to see that didn't happen and she has retained you as her cuckold husband.
Regarding your question: I don't live in France. If I did, I probably wouldn't be up for that, so to speak.
I see you wife now requires you to wear a chastity device (for which she is sole keyholder, presumably), but allows you some sex in the sense that she fucks you up the ass from time to time with her strapon. That's good. As your cuckoldress, she is on the right track. Not allowing you to touch her otherwise, however, seems rather austere.
Perhaps you might consider suggesting to your wife that her relationship with you could be improved if she were to expand her repertoire along the lines of "The Fine Art of Queening." See:
The Fine Art of Queening .
If she does not seem immediately attracted to this idea (but you are), you might point out the paragraph near the end which reads, approximately: "Riding a man's face properly requires skill and practice, like learning to ride a horse." Since she is a rock climber, this may appeal to her.
You might also suggest she view the last paragraph as slightly revised to read (e.g.): "The modern woman always has at least two men, a lover (/lovers) who pleasure her as she wishes, and a husband whom she queens."
If your beautiful wife should decide this seems appealing and she decides it is worth investing in, so to speak, "queening stools" for prolonged cunninglingus and/or analingus, particularly after her trysts with her lovers, can be purchased (for instance) at:
Queening - Face Sitting History
queens and kings-queening .
[As far as I know, these web sites will not plant viruses or other unpleasant beasts on your computer. I use an operating system that seems to be resistant to such stuff, however, so my experience may not be typical. Disclaimer: I do not work for these companies or profit from their sales in any way.]
BTW, I and perhaps others would be interested in hearing what "the big surprise" was your wife took you into town for last August.
Best wishes to both of you—
Custer