I'm not playin: If ur interested, here's the "application"...
Now don’t be scurred, but I’ma break down my lil’ screening process (oh YES I did!!!)…
Email me pics of your face, body & dick to
lovefatblackdick@yahoo.com and also answer the following questions:
1. What’s your “status” (i.e. single, dating, in a relationship, married, etc.)?
2. Do you have your own place? If not are you willing to pay for a hotel?
3. Is your schedule open enough that you can meet a minimum of once/week to fuck?
4. How big is your dick (length & width)? If you haven’t measured it, please do b/c that guesstimating shit don’t work…LOL!!!
5. How do you feel about eating pussy?
6. When somebody w/ some bomb ass pussy really puts it on you how long do you usually last (don’t front!!!)? After you cum how long does it usually take for you to get it back up? How many rounds can you typically go?
7. Are you a freak? What type(s) of stuff are you into? What are you not into? You get the idea…
I know all that might seem all “hardcore” or “serious” or whatever, but I don’t have time for the bullshit. I know that there are no guarantees, but I do know what I want as well as what will and will not work for me. Contrary to what you might think after having read this far into the email I’m a cool ass person, I’m real and I love to laugh & have fun.
VERY IMPORTANT: If I’m interested you’ll hear back from me and if not, you know what time it is so PLEASE don't be a freakin pest if you don't hear back.