I'm surprised, as I would have expected the good doc to say: "There's no need for a speculum, nurse: Miss Shelby's vagina is wide open on its own! That's it, dear, just spread your legs and let me have a good look inside."
I wander if your hubby feels a bit imbarassed when you uncover that big bucket, freshly shaven and pierced... it's not exactly a "good wife look", is it?