I also am a "never"...well once. Back in the early 80s, guy's underwear was A LOT smaller than it is today, and one of my wife's pair of dark colored undies made it into my drawer and...well, after about a half hour I notice the frank and beans had escaped their confonement. Went to the nearest men's room, figured it out, stripped them off, and free-balled the rest of the day. Got home and pulled 'em out of my pocket, gave 'em to my wife and said "we gotta be more careful sortin' laundry." Sheesh!