Saraha said:
Imagine if the groom's penis size had to be announced to the guests as part of his and her wedding vows.
This, Ms. Saraha, is an unusually creative suggestion with great potential for improving future weddings.
Godess said:
Good point, announcing the Groom's penis size at the wedding should be mandatory.
It's good to see you agree, Ms. Godess. Having given it a few moments of thought, I must say I too am in agreement.
Saraha said:
Friends [and relatives] would look forward to the "groom penis size" announcement preceded, of course, by a drum roll to sharpen every ear [and rivet the attention of those whose minds may have wandered]. Imagine the facial expressions as guests mentally picture a penis "that long."
Indeed. This, however, raises the question of HOW the groom's penis-size should be announced. Length alone, for instance, might be misleading if the (usually) cuckold-to-be groom has an unusually-thin penis while his (in most cases) cuckoldress-to-be bride prefers thick cocks. Thus, I suggest it may be best if the new mandatory requirement is to announce the groom's penis size as length, circumference (which is more easily measured than diameter), and volume (in cubic inches or cubic centimeters), the latter being perhaps the best overall measure of total cock size).
Perhaps others can comment on this important aspect of the future wedding-ceremony requirement...
chrisjohn said:
This incident did not occur during sex...
That's OK, Chrisjohn. It's OK... often even desirable... to mention incidents that did not occur during actual sex, as long as they're relevant to the thread.
chrisjohn said:
...but, my wife and I stopped at a McDonalds for coffee one morning and I ordered for my wife.
Hm... that was bad form. In restaurants, even fast-food restaurants, the woman should always order for her husband or boyfriend, especially if her husband is her cuckold (as in your case), while her husband or boyfriend maintains a respectful silence, looking down at the table or counter to leave no doubt that it is his woman who is ordering for him.
chrisjohn said:
I gave a black-woman cashier a $20 bill for the coffee and she asked if I had anything smaller. My wife blurted out, "Oh yes, much much smaller," and with that held her fingers up indicating the small size of my penis. The black woman at the cash register, all of the people working there, and everyone in line all began laughing.
That was a masterstoke by your wife... a VERY nice touch. She is, in effect, leading the way toward public statements of husband penis size by wives, in the presence of their husbands. No doubt it's only a matter of time until incorporation of such statements in formal wedding ceremonies becomes de rigueur... to be followed by laughter, gasps of awe, or shrugs of indifference, accordingly, by all others.
My compliments to Ms. Saraha for putting forward this motion, to Ms. Godess for her rapid seconding of the motion, and to Chrisjohn for bringing to our attention his wife's supporting (highly relevant, although seemingly tangential) example.
