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Cream pie help?

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While my wife is not interested in cuckolding, she has expressed an interest in having me eat my own cream pie.

This interests me tremendously, but I have a promlem with "post orgasm blues". Does anyone have any advise to help me out?
 
j2blynn said:
While my wife is not interested in cuckolding, she has expressed an interest in having me eat my own cream pie.

This interests me tremendously, but I have a promlem with "post orgasm blues". Does anyone have any advise to help me out?

My wife will not even consider cuckolding me either as she see's this as "cheating on me", and her wedding vows & religious upbringing will not permit her to do it. Oh Well...I can always fantasize about it.

As far as eating your own creampie - don't even delay & give your "post orgasm blues" to kick in, just drop between your wife's legs immediately & start eating & sucking. The only other way around these feelings is to have some other guy to cum in her pussy, then you eat it out at your convenience.

Just don't wait too long, or all the cum will flow out & be wasted, and that would be the real sin. Good Luck;) Your wife will love you eating your own cum from her sloppy pussy & she will probably have the best orgasm of her life, because what you're doing is regarded as SO NASTY & nasty is sexy.:p JUST GO FOR IT:D
 
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Oh please. You probably expect your wife to willingly suck your cock but you flinch at giving her this little pleasure?

Here's what you do. Lock your bedroom door, find a hot magazine or some web-porn and just masturbate. When you do cum - just squirt it in your hand and take a taste!

Even if you just start by licking your fingers off - it's really not that bad a taste and if you keep it up soon you won't mind more of it. It's just not that big a deal.

Let me ask you differently - if she really wanted you to suck at her breasts when you were done, would you hesitate?

This is no different - and once you do get used to it, you will find it incredibly satisfying to feel you wife's body respond to your delicate touch of your tongue and you will truly feel great about you both when you can feel her orgasm as you lick her. You'll know she's orgasmed (as opposed to just feeling great) when her spasms cause more of your combined juices to be squeezed out.

But the place to start is by getting used to your own cum and not minding the taste at all. My wife is very aroused when she knows I am licking up mine or her lovers.
 
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j2blynn said:
While my wife is not interested in cuckolding, she has expressed an interest in having me eat my own cream pie.

This interests me tremendously, but I have a promlem with "post orgasm blues". Does anyone have any advise to help me out?

My wife will not even consider cuckolding me either as she see's this as "cheating on me", and her wedding vows & religious upbringing will not permit her to do it. Oh Well...I can always fantasize about it.

As far as eating your own creampie - don't even delay & give your "post orgasm blues" to kick in, just drop between your wife's legs immediately & start eating & sucking. The only other way around these feelings is to have some other guy to cum in her pussy, then you eat it out at your convenience.

Just don't wait too long, or all the cum will flow out & be wasted, and that would be the real sin. Good Luck;) Your wife will love you eating your own cum from her sloppy pussy & she will probably have the best orgasm of her life, because what you're doing is regarded as SO NASTY & nasty is sexy.:p JUST GO FOR IT:D
 
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Thank for the feedback so far. Believe me, if she were into cuckolding I would be able to fulfill a lot more fantasies. Such as, mfm, sloppy seconds, etc.

I'm not opposed to going down on her, its just afterwards that causes apprehension.
 
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j2blynn said:
While my wife is not interested in cuckolding, she has expressed an interest in having me eat my own cream pie.

This interests me tremendously, but I have a promlem with "post orgasm blues". Does anyone have any advise to help me out?

My wife will not even consider cuckolding me either as she see's this as "cheating on me", and her wedding vows & religious upbringing will not permit her to do it. Oh Well...I can always fantasize about it.

As far as eating your own creampie - don't even delay & give your "post orgasm blues" to kick in, just drop between your wife's legs immediately & start eating & sucking. The only other way around these feelings is to have some other guy to cum in her pussy, then you eat it out at your convenience.

Just don't wait too long, or all the cum will flow out & be wasted, and that would be the real sin. Good Luck;) Your wife will love you eating your own cum from her sloppy pussy & she will probably have the best orgasm of her life, because what you're doing is regarded as SO NASTY & nasty is sexy.:p JUST GO FOR IT:D
 
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Your suggestion about doing it quickly is also appropriate.

Cum only stays creamy for a short while, then it becomes pretty liquidy - the taste is the same but the "flow" is different. I suppose that's how nature intended it so that it all doesn't run out of the woman immediately - instead after it's deposited, it stays creamy to stay in place. After you withdraw and she puts her legs back together, then it turns liquidy so it can better work it's way into her womb.

I would start by getting used to it via masturbating and working you way up to licking up your whole load. I'm not ashamed or embarassed to admit it or to even let Sue watch me do so - once you acquire a taste for it, licking it up is actually much easier than a wad of sticky tissues.
 
Just had one more thought seeing as it is your wife who wants you to do this with her.

See if she will snowball with you. That is where she'll give you a blow-job but hold your cum in her mouth. She then kisses you and you both share your cum.

Of course this would depend on her not freaking out by you cumming in her mouth. It is VERY erotic to french-kiss with tongues covered in cum. My wife said she nearly came herself when we first did this just from how erotic it was to her.
 
Thanks for the info soontobe. She's not interested in letting me cum in her mouth oddly enough. Otherwise that would be hot.
 
Cool.... your wife has the right idea.

J2blynn,

j2blynn said:
While my wife is not interested in cuckolding, she has expressed an interest in having me eat my own cream pies.

Excellent! Your wife has the right idea; this is very promising.

j2blynn said:
This interests me tremendously....

Very good! You too are on the right track.

j2blynn said:
....but I have a problem with "post orgasm blues." Does anyone have any advise to help me out?

First, I suggest reading:

The Fine Art of Queening

or alternatively, if you think you might be interested in some furniture to facility this activity,

queens and kings-the_history_of_queening

Then, point out this article to your wife and ask her to read it.

Simultaneously, become accustomed to eating your own semen by taking "Soon's" advice. (I second his comments.)

Finally, next time you and your wife have sex, ask her to fuck you on top. Immediately after you cum (whether she has attained orgasm or not), ask her to slide up and straddle your head with your face between her thighs, and queen you as described in "The Fine Art of Queening." As she does so, suck and lick your semen from her pussy, thus eating your own cream pie. Ask her to continue queening you until she orgasms on your face (or orgasms a second time, if possible, if she attained orgasm while fucking you on top).

I suggest this approach, if you and your wife adopt it, will have several advantages.

1. Your wife may be able to attain greater pleasure by fucking you on top (if she doesn't do this already), since she will be able to move with whatever rhythm is best for her.

2. The choice of whether to eat your own cream pie (or not) will no longer be yours. Rather, it will be your wife's because she will *feed it to you* immediately after she finishes fucking you 'til you have cum in her pussy.

3. If your wife does not usually orgasm during "normal" penetrative intercourse — say, with you on top in the missionary position, or even with her on top — it's quite possible she will be able to orgasm while riding your face and enjoying the pleasure of feeding you your cream pie.

4. If she is able to orgasm more than once, by queening you she may be able to attain multiple orgasms by continuing to ride your face until *she* is satiated, rather than giving you the choice of stopping when you want to stop.

If, on the other hand, your wife feels awkward queening you (not having done it before, perhaps) and is thus unable to orgasm in this way, I suggest encouraging her to continue doing it immediately after you cum each time she fucks you (always on top), to enable her to gradually become accustomed to attaining sexual pleasure by feeding you your cream pies in this way.*

Good luck!

—Custer

*As noted in the article, "learning to ride a man's face properly is somewhat like learning to ride a horse.... it requires skill and practice" (or words to that effect).
 
Thanks custer. Very informative and insightful.

Anyone else with any other good ideas?
 
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Thanks custer. Very informative and insightful.

Anyone else with any other good ideas?
 
I say if she won't let you cum in her mouth that you then have the perfect opportunity for a trade - she sucks/swallows you and you do the same for her.

This really isn't that difficult to accomplish.
 
I, like a lot of men, have the same problem, I can clean another mans cum from her, but find it hard to do straight after I cum, even makes me gag.
So what we do is have a quicky, she loves that anyway and knows whats coming. Then we watch TV/have a drink, she doesnt have to sit cross legged, just avoid going to the toilet. After about an hour, at the end of a particular programe say, we will kiss and touch each other, maybe her wanking me. I find myself going down on her, kneeling between her legs, looking at her cum filled pussy and straining to lick right inside it. We will change position so shes sitting on my face so all the hot cum will run into my mouth. We are only supposed to cum a spoonfull, but I can taste it and feel it slipping down my throat, like there was a pint there! The only drawback is that sometimes it does go clearer and runnier. Another time I will just lick what I can, then fuck her again, it feels like sloppy seconds as some is right up inside her, then comes down with the thrusting. Both ways is extremely horny.
Also, Ive tried keeping my cum hot, then swallowing it - lovely! But cold cum - eegh. Anyone know when the colour/texture change happens, how long?
 
The advantage in eating your own sperm is that you put it back into your body, so your sperm numbers stay a lot higher. Sperm count drops 50-90 million each time you ejaculate.

Tantric sex tries to get guys to orgasm, but not ejaculate, so as to not deplete the sperm reserves in the body. Depletion is considered to be detrimental to the health of a guy.

Eating creampies is recycling and beneficial as an "imported boost to your health". If you eat your own creampie and also the "Bull's offering", then you get a huge increase in fertility if you are trying to make babies.

A wife knows what is best for her husband. so OBEY HER immediately, as the spontaneity of the moment when a wife is in the mood is obviously going to please her very much.
 
Saraha said:
The advantage in eating your own sperm is that you put it back into your body, so your sperm numbers stay a lot higher. Sperm count drops 50-90 million each time you ejaculate.

Tantric sex tries to get guys to orgasm, but not ejaculate, so as to not deplete the sperm reserves in the body. Depletion is considered to be detrimental to the health of a guy.

Eating creampies is recycling and beneficial as an "imported boost to your health". If you eat your own creampie and also the "Bull's offering", then you get a huge increase in fertility if you are trying to make babies.

A wife knows what is best for her husband. so OBEY HER immediately, as the spontaneity of the moment when a wife is in the mood is obviously going to please her very much.

i agree with you. every man should obey there wife and do everything she says :)
 
There are pills you can buy that increase your volume of sperm if you keep taking them for 3-6 months to boost your body's reserves of vitamins and minerals. The guys who have to ejaculate a lot of sperm when making porn movies use them.

Although sperm you eat does go through the digestion system, once it gets into the bloodstream, it is still the building blocks to make more sperm even if some is pinched by other organs.

If cucky ejaculated while eating a creampie, his prostrate will send out urgent signals to recharge.......sperm broken down in digestion will be grabbed and made back into fresh sperm according to the genetic instructions in the new body.

Afterall, digested sperm is the perfect building blocks and "on the spot" rather than the body having to make new sperm from pulling minerals, etc. out of the bones, muscles and fat reserves. Fat guys usually have higher sperm counts, so do animals such as bulls and rams. So good feeding of animals (humans) boost sperm volume.
 
I have a real problem with the scientific facts related to this post. I am not trying to open an argument here, but to make some things clear...
Saraha said:
The advantage in eating your own sperm is that you put it back into your body, so your sperm numbers stay a lot higher.
Not even in a thousand years... Anything that gets to the stomach is digested by the acids. Plus, we are talking about two different systems here, no way spermatozoa (the cell itself) will find its way back to the reproductive system.
Saraha said:
Sperm count drops 50-90 million each time you ejaculate.
The average ejaculation contains 200 million to 500 million sperm cells. Ejaculations spaced at 24-hour intervals or less can result in sperm counts lowering on the order of 30 percent or greater. And this is temporary, sperm most capable of penetrating and fertilizing an egg occur with ejaculations spaced from one to three days apart. After these three days, the longer the span between ejaculations, the lower the percentage of normal, healthy, motile sperm appear in semen samples.

Saraha said:
Tantric sex tries to get guys to orgasm, but not ejaculate, so as to not deplete the sperm reserves in the body. Depletion is considered to be detrimental to the health of a guy.
Hmmm... :eek:
In tantric sex, the ejaculation is not wanted form two motives:
Tantra believes the level of ecstasy the man and the woman are just before the orgasm is the most pure level of energy, and one of the highest level one can acvhieve. Thus, Tantra teaches ways to elevate yourself to that level of energy, just before the orgasm, and keep yourself there.
Tantra also vows to channel the energy it believes it is lost during an orgasm back into the body. It will be odd to say that having an orgasm will negatively affect one's health.
Saraha said:
Eating creampies is recycling and beneficial as an "imported boost to your health". If you eat your own creampie and also the "Bull's offering", then you get a huge increase in fertility if you are trying to make babies.
Well, given the said above, I can hardly see how this can be achieved...
 
s zip99

:)THANK YOU, the info you provided is excellent, and correct! The human sperm is make up, mostly, of protein. The stomach actually does not digest anything! The hydrochloric acid in the stomach begins the "breakdown" process of food. Actual digestions takes place in the intestines. The intestines are full of uncountable bacteria. These bacteria breakdown the food products into specialized forms of sugar that the body stores as reserves. Anecdote: when digesting `100 calories of food, the following tables should provide some infor for people. It takes 1/2 of the total calories consumed to digest protein, it takes 1/3 of the total calories consumed to digest carbohydrates, fats go straight into the body. So if you consumed 100 calories of protein, it would take 50 calories to digest it, etc. Now, the body does require proteins, carbs, and fats to run correctly. The brain runs on ONLY sugar!! But one must also consume vitamins, minerals, and amino acids. Incidently, amino acids are extremely necessary for healthy body function. Also, they are the basic building blocks of sperm. So, if one swallows cum, ie. sperm, one is just consuming lots of protein and vitamin C. But it is all good, so keep healthy by eating lots of sperm.
Again, thank you for insightful information.
sissy missy
 
Monosaturated fat (olive oil, etc) is requred to help lower the g.i. of food so that insulin does not surge too high and force you to gain weight. Fat should be eaten with every meal as it releases cck, the hormone that tells the brain to stop eating as there is enough food in the stomach. You should also eat a piece of bread 30 mins before a meal to shut down your appetite.

Carbs cause a surge in insulin, Protein drops insulin, and by eating 75 calories of protein for every 100 calories of carbohydrate, you remain hormonal correct in your eating and your weight drops back to normal because you can go many hours without feeling hungry - you stop eating more than your body needs. You always eat protein first, then carbs second at a meal. You can tell by the way you feel 4-6 hours after a meal whether your carb:protein balance is correct.

New research has shown that eating should be 7am, 12am, 7pm for main meals, plus protein snacks at 5pm and 9pm. The old idea of not eating at bed-time is incorrect - it is simply too long through the night for a person to go without protein because sleeping is when the body needs protein to repair the muscles.

I wish there were sperm eating clubs of men and women who are free of all diseases. It could be that sex is actually a desire to drink the elixr of life, the fountain of youth.

These secret clubs once existed, and the women sure got thirsty everytime they attended. We could have men taking special foods to maximise their milking ability - and the extraction could be via glory holes if necessary. I would need at least 6 drinks if I attended.
 

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