Him:
hello, i don't want to be disrespectful, but...would you ever let a gay guy "orally service" you, without return or anything from you?
i am very discreet, i never undress and you never do anything to me. just looking for a cool clean safe discreet D&D free str8 man that i trust, for regular get togethers...please let me know what you think.
Me:
Well cocksucker, first of all you didn't call me Sir.
Then, like it says in the post, I live in (Deleted) about 90 miles from you.
Plus the ad was geared to white women to send me their IR stories and you respond.
I already have a regular kneeling cocksucker who I make drink my jizz on a weekly basis. No recip of course. I'd sooner kill the little fag bastard first.
Now, as long as you’re here, why don't you give me your stats and start telling me some tales of your IR experiences. Surely black cocks have made impressive use of you in any number of ways. Impress me and I may meet you halfway some day and feed you a load, though I doubt it.
Now start putting your stories together. I expect something good by noon tomorrow.
And don't forget to call me Sir, cocksucker.
Him:
hello sir,
thanx you for your reply, and i must admit it is too bad we are so far apart, you seem like what i am looking for, just a cool master that loves his cock worshiped, and jizz swallowed, for me that is a creamy "reward" for a job well done.
i had a friendship like this before that lasted for like 2 years, till he moved to texas for work, he would watch porno, relax with a couple of beers, and allow me to worship his cock and balls. I never undressed and he never did anything to me, and from time to time, he would ask me to message his tired feet from a long day at the office between BJ's...
well i am a very discreet 42 year old gay guy, from (Deleted), 5'7", short brown hair, with some gray, brown/green eyes, olive skin color, 100% italian/american, and a white guy.
i am very new to an IR relationship, but very willing to try, and please a sexy well hung african/american man...
your sub is a lucky guy, to have a sexy master like you to please...
thank for your time,
maybe your cock slave tony
Me:
Well, lets start with your mistakes.
Don't ever spell "Sir" with a small "s" again.
You forgot your weight, cock size, cut or uncut whether you shoot little watery loads etc. In other words when I say send me your stats, I mean all of them BITCH!
I don't care what you call yourself. Your name is cocksucker. YOU HEAR THAT you discreet "in the closet" (and rightfully so) ball sniffing, lover of real men's cocks. COCKSUCKER!!!!! Wear the name proud. Don't ever sign off with the "t" word again.
Now, let me get this straight you little fag, pussy faced, ass rimming sperm eater. You live in (Deleted) and you have never tasted black cock?
Task number one is get your ass out this very weekend and find a porn shop with video booths. Try to find a booth with a glory hole in it. Then wait. After sucking off a black cock, make sure you slip a ten spot back through the hole for his load.
Try an area with an all black population like (Deleted). There used to be 2 porn shops on that road.
Hell, tonight might be good, call and find out if they are still in business. If not tonight than this weekend, but you WILL suck black cock before we correspond again. Bring extra money in case you get mugged. You don't want to get killed just because you got no cash.
Now email me back to assure me that you understand all these instructions. Then DO NOT correspond with me again until you have gotten your mouth fucked by a Black Man.
Sir
Him:
hello Sir,
sorry about the mistakes...i have a 5" uncut cock, and weigh 200lbs, i shoot more thick loads, but i don't cum like most guys, see i get more hungry than horny, i only masterbate, like 2 or 3 times a month.
i did say i was new to IR relationship, and willing to try, but i have sucked on a couple of black cocks before...as for glory holes i don't think i can do that.
cocksucker
Me:
Good so you have sucked black cock. Why the hell didn't you say so boy?
Sooooooooo tell me about them.
Him:
well Sir,
not much to tell, one was a hot professional type guy, that i really liked, my type of man...we would meet on occassion, and he loved the way i blew him, but i later learned he was married, and lied about it so i couldn't trust him, so i didn't see him anymore.
the other was a driver that made deleveries to the resturant i work at part time, and i blew him a few times, when he dropped his deleveries, and "load", i think he moved and i never saw him again.
the professioanl guy had like 9 inches, and i loved the way his cock and cum tasted...he also always said no girl could deep throat him like i could...
cocksucker
Me:
Ok, so nothing there.
Lets try a different tact. How old were you when you first realized that you were born to kneel and put real men's cocks in your mouth? Not when you and little Johnny played with each others pee pee, but when you first tasted a grown man's cock.
Hmmmmm I'd say that for a roly poly lil wop kid like you probably were, it was the parish priest when you were (Deleted).
Well, am I right cocksucker!
This is like pulling teeth God Damn it but I'll get a story out of you yet.
Him:
hello Sir,
i guess i always knew i was ment to be a cocksucker, but the first time i tasted a man's cock was in college, i know that was late, but like i said i am very discreet, and i guess a little ashamed of my desires (guess it is my up bringing) but i know what i love and i have to do what i like to do..
funny u mentioned the priest, i do know a few guys that sued the church, and got a large amount of money, but never happened to me, that priest was removed from our church before i was old enough...
may i ask what you look like, and are you bi or str8, and you love having a cocksucker around?
your truely,
cocksucker
Me:
I love women and always will. Men do not turn me on. I do not kiss men. I don’t find men’s bodies attractive.
Cocksuckers are never the main action. Cocksuckers are relief of last resort, barely preferable to the hand.
Even the most humble of sub cocksuckers are always trying to "top from the bottom." They always want more than you want to give them. My cocksucker would take every load I could produce if I let him. He just can't understand that its nice to walk around horny.
What you cocksuckers need is a greater number of Bulls to service so you don't have to wait on just one or two which will not satisfy you.
Problem is that there is an excess of cocksuckers and not enough Bulls. The young, slight of build, hairless cocksuckers who look good in panties do OK, especially the oriental ones. But you old, fat white cocksuckers should be paying us Bulls either by the load or by the inch!
Lets face it bitch, you get all the pleasure and it costs you nothing. I give up my CUM for God's sake. What if, a couple of hours after feeding you I run into a nice MILF who needs action.
Shit! The more I think about it the more I think I'm gonna start charging my cocksucker. My jizz is worth something to him. Why should I give it away.
What the fuck do you cocksuckers think anyway? That you are giving us something? Hell, you are getting a lot more pleasure than we are plus you go back home and yank your little willie's afterwards and get more pleasure there.
Speaking of ads. I'm putting one in today. Let me know what you think.
Asian Sub Wanted
I seek an Oriental male under 30 to use as my suck & fuck slut a couple times a month. I’ll make you kneel and suck while giving you nasty verbal abuse and then I’ll bend you over, sock it into you, (safe only) and reach around and squeeze your little peanuts till you beg me to make you my permanent “panty bitch.”
I also have a friend who will mount you and grunt his loads into you on occasion and I am actively seeking a hung black man to complete the team of three studs that you will be servicing as a mouth and butt-gurl slut.
If you have a submissive nature and enjoy being used, and wearing panties seems natural to you, then get in touch. If you consider yourself str8 while in “man mode” but when “dressed up” you feel like a slut who needs to pleasure real men’s cocks with your mouth and pussy, well then baby, you were made to be sexually abused by us.
I’m an attractive, in shape, middle aged white male, 6’1”, 175 lbs, very laid back and I will be good to my Asian “sweetie.” No pressure for beginner Asian “gurl” wannabe’s curious about being used as a slut but still shy.
Sweet, smooth, shaved Oriental CD’s and TV’s very welcomed.
“Oriental males make the most beautiful “gurls” and the best sex toys.”
Him:
hello Sir,
you sound like a cute guy, and i bet tasty too...but not sure we could be a match, see i would never pay for cum, never had nor will i...but that dosen't mean i wouldn't get things for my master or cook and clean for him, i do want him to feel good, and love to do nice things for him.
as for you ad, go for it, if that is what you desire, i hope you find what you are looking for...
Me:
That’s it, I give up.