My favorite so farwifeykaren said:When I got home from work, I found my wife naked and ********** on our bed.
This one is the best of the best - she’s perfectwifeykaren said:No, dear, you sit on the other end of the bench and pretend you don't know me.
Sounds as of she should have married a black guy like her sister also..wifeykaren said:Oh, Larry, please don't go back home to my sister yet.