If you fly suddenly from the USA during the winter straight to an Australia summer of 30-40C, the Australian men will stretch your vagina out in ways you probably have never experienced.
No wonder they say, try to "tie my kangaroo down, sport". Truth is you can't.
Even Crocodile Dundee charmed the panties off a yankee lassie.
Wow, that sounds like a good offer - you are probably have similar credentials to Crocodile Dundee.
Don't be too shy to boast about your assets, spread the word around the Tour Bus Drivers and see how much hot pussy steps of the buses, in search of you. Get your energy drinks ready.