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Are you and your wife religious?
- Thread starterredheads
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I'm a good Catholic, if that is what you mean. We are regular Church goers and follow the Pope's directives. So when I was doing casual dating I would only use condoms for health reason as I wanted to avoid STD's. Now that I have a live in bull there is no risk of STD's so we do it bare and Rob and I accepted the consequences as all Catholic couples do.
We don't see an shame in our having black fathered children and we would always defend the right for me to be black bred
We don't see an shame in our having black fathered children and we would always defend the right for me to be black bred
redheads said:
This brings to mind a joke (slightly revised, so it's more relevant to this thread).
An engineer died and, moments later, found herself standing in line at the Pearly Gates.
When her turn came up, St. Peter solemnly inspected his gigantic book of records, then informed the engineer that unfortunately she had not made the cut and consigned her to Hell.
An instant later, the engineer found herself standing before a terrifying figure 15 feet tall who, in a deep, gravelly, evil-sounding voice, introduced himself as Satan and welcomed her to Hell. Um.... thank you, she said.
Time passed. Then, Satan's phone rang. It was God, calling for his monthly progress report.
Hey! said God. How's it going down there? (Having co-managed the universe for 13.8 billion years since the Big Bang, God and Satan were actually pretty good friends.)
Great! said Satan. It's never been better! That engineer you sent me has improved our lives — for instance, we've all been walking around on shoes with heat-proof soles that she invented. AND she's good in bed!
WHAT?! said God. It sounds like I made a mistake. Send her back!!
FORGET IT!! roared Satan. NO WAY!!! (Although they were pretty good friends, God and Satan didn't always agree.)
SEND HER BACK!! NOW!!! thundered God, OR I'LL SUE YOU!!!!
Satan roared with laughter. His heat-resistant phone line was actually beginning to melt. Finally, he got hold of himself. HAH!! he sneered. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIND AN ATTORNEY??!!
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This thread also brings to mind another joke.
A religious man died and, moments later, found himself standing in line at the Pearly Gates.
When his turn came up, St. Peter solemnly inspected his gigantic book of records, then effusively welcomed him to Heaven. "We have many famous people here," he informed the religious man. "Is there anyone you would like to meet?"
"Why yes," said the religious man. "I would very much like to meet the Virgin Mary."
"Certainly," said St. Peter, and he guided the religious man off across the clouds where people wearing white robes were standing around strumming harps.
Finally, they came to a woman St. Peter introduced as the Virgin Mary. After pleasantries, he enquired of the religious man if there was anything he would like to ask her.
"Yes," said the religious man. "In all the paintings I've seen of you, you always look very sad. Why is that....?"
The Virgin Mary, still looking morose after 2,000 years, explained: "I wanted a girl."
A religious man died and, moments later, found himself standing in line at the Pearly Gates.
When his turn came up, St. Peter solemnly inspected his gigantic book of records, then effusively welcomed him to Heaven. "We have many famous people here," he informed the religious man. "Is there anyone you would like to meet?"
"Why yes," said the religious man. "I would very much like to meet the Virgin Mary."
"Certainly," said St. Peter, and he guided the religious man off across the clouds where people wearing white robes were standing around strumming harps.
Finally, they came to a woman St. Peter introduced as the Virgin Mary. After pleasantries, he enquired of the religious man if there was anything he would like to ask her.
"Yes," said the religious man. "In all the paintings I've seen of you, you always look very sad. Why is that....?"
The Virgin Mary, still looking morose after 2,000 years, explained: "I wanted a girl."
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