As long as everyone is mentioning the Simpsons and Griffin families cuck experiences, I thought I would bring up an even more obvious and long-running cuck theme in the King of the Hill episodes. How about Dale the exterminator and his hot news anchor wife, who is always being seen in bed and out, with her native American Indian lover. Dale is even raising their son Joseph (who looks exactly like Johnny Red Corn, his father). Everyone in town except poor Dale knows about it; he thinks it is just a headache treatment his wife needs all the time.
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Good Neighbors
That's my kind of neighborhood. Nancy's hot too. Love the episode where Hank's having dreams about her and himself naked while he's grilling.
Peggy is an obnxious bitch, but if she thought she could get knocked up without Hank knowing about it she'd spread 'em. She wants another kid real bad before her clock stops ticking.
She worries alot about her "little man" Bobby growing up and dating the right girl. The kid would at least look like he belonged in the family. Unlike Joseph.
That's my kind of neighborhood. Nancy's hot too. Love the episode where Hank's having dreams about her and himself naked while he's grilling.
Peggy is an obnxious bitch, but if she thought she could get knocked up without Hank knowing about it she'd spread 'em. She wants another kid real bad before her clock stops ticking.
She worries alot about her "little man" Bobby growing up and dating the right girl. The kid would at least look like he belonged in the family. Unlike Joseph.
tonio45 said:
Dale would fall apart. I think he'd probably end up moving in with Bill. Hell, he doesn't really make any money. Nancy gives him an allowance.
Peggy? Not without some dope. Although she can be incredibly stupid. They had the ****** living with them for awhile and neither she nor Hank were aware of what the girl did for a living.
She took Peggy out and did a complete make over on her including clothing. She went to the library with her tits hanging out, and a skirt so short it just covered her ass. At that point she thought it was perfectly normal.
Another time she entered a beauty contest, and didn't have a problem taping herself up so her assets were more apparent.
She went to John Redcorn for a massage "special." If John had her drink the right tea potion he'd have ended up banging her brains out, and then Hank would have had a little "Joseph" of his own.
There's a reason they call him "Redcorn."
If the bitches feet just weren't as big as her mouth.
I may be remembering wrong...
But I'd swear I saw an episode of King of the Hill where Dale found out about the affair. Maybe even finally let on that he had known for ages and just let it happen because he wanted her to be happy and he thought the affair made her so. Then she told Red Corn she was going back to her husband or something to that effect. However, I do tend to have a poor memory and it was a while back I saw it, so I could be completely out to lunch.
But I'd swear I saw an episode of King of the Hill where Dale found out about the affair. Maybe even finally let on that he had known for ages and just let it happen because he wanted her to be happy and he thought the affair made her so. Then she told Red Corn she was going back to her husband or something to that effect. However, I do tend to have a poor memory and it was a while back I saw it, so I could be completely out to lunch.
kalidar said:But I'd swear I saw an episode of King of the Hill where Dale found out about the affair. Maybe even finally let on that he had known for ages and just let it happen because he wanted her to be happy and he thought the affair made her so. Then she told Red Corn she was going back to her husband or something to that effect. However, I do tend to have a poor memory and it was a while back I saw it, so I could be completely out to lunch.
No... you are correct ...I saw that episode also where she finally breaks off the relationship....I don't remember in which season of the series it was though.
I Don't Think So
Hey, my memories not what it used to be, but I don't think Dale knows.
There was an espisode where Peggy finally figured out what everybody else knew, that Nancy wasn't going to Redcorn for her headaches.
She walked over to tell Dale, when Joseph came up and asked Dale for some money to see a movie. Dale gave him some, and then said you'll probably need some more for some candy or something. Joseph was really appreciative, and told Dale he was the best Dad ever or words to that effect.
Peggy realizes that telling Dale won't do anything, but fuck up a happy Dad/Son deal, and decides to keep her mouth shut.
Dale thinks she's hitting on him, and tells her what a good man Hank is.
Nancy did break off with Redcorn. Happened in conjunction with Dale spending so much time with a Lady Bug Killer who was pretty sharp looking. Nancy fears shes broken off with John just to loose Dale to another woman.
So I'm pretty sure Dale does not know.
Hosemaven55 said:
Hey, my memories not what it used to be, but I don't think Dale knows.
There was an espisode where Peggy finally figured out what everybody else knew, that Nancy wasn't going to Redcorn for her headaches.
She walked over to tell Dale, when Joseph came up and asked Dale for some money to see a movie. Dale gave him some, and then said you'll probably need some more for some candy or something. Joseph was really appreciative, and told Dale he was the best Dad ever or words to that effect.
Peggy realizes that telling Dale won't do anything, but fuck up a happy Dad/Son deal, and decides to keep her mouth shut.
Dale thinks she's hitting on him, and tells her what a good man Hank is.
Nancy did break off with Redcorn. Happened in conjunction with Dale spending so much time with a Lady Bug Killer who was pretty sharp looking. Nancy fears shes broken off with John just to loose Dale to another woman.
So I'm pretty sure Dale does not know.
Close but not quite right
The episode, you are referring to, she does break off her relationship with John Redcorn, but Dale never finds out about the affair. He does however believe that his son is not really is. He believes that aliens impregnated his wife, and he goes out searching in the desert for the aliens, or some kind of answer to his questions. Hank doesn't want to tell him the truth, or his idea of alien impregnation is ludicrous, so goes along with Dale to the desert.
kalidar said:But I'd swear I saw an episode of King of the Hill where Dale found out about the affair. Maybe even finally let on that he had known for ages and just let it happen because he wanted her to be happy and he thought the affair made her so. Then she told Red Corn she was going back to her husband or something to that effect. However, I do tend to have a poor memory and it was a while back I saw it, so I could be completely out to lunch.
The episode, you are referring to, she does break off her relationship with John Redcorn, but Dale never finds out about the affair. He does however believe that his son is not really is. He believes that aliens impregnated his wife, and he goes out searching in the desert for the aliens, or some kind of answer to his questions. Hank doesn't want to tell him the truth, or his idea of alien impregnation is ludicrous, so goes along with Dale to the desert.
