the funniest shit ever....
not a cuck story, but still hillarious and totally true.
When i was in high school, my parents were out of town on a trip and i stayed home. i invited a girl from school over to watch videos. i was 16 and she was 18, and very prissy, proper, and a virgin goody goody at that. i was a super freak and loved her 38dd's and long black hair, she was a very tall statuesque cherokee girl from OK. So i picked her up, and we went to the video store and rented some chick flicks she picked out.
So we get to the house, and while she's in the bathroom, i snuck into my parents room to snag a porn movie out of the old man's stash, i then switch the tape with one of the rentals, as a joke.
thinking this has got to be a win win situation, where:
A: she gets horny and wants to keep watching
B: she thinks it funny, but makes me turn it off, and gets horny later.
ok thats the plan.....
so we get to my room, get comfortable and i pop in the tape,,,,
"a river runs through it,"haha yeah right...
im expecting some freak nasty porn, some old ass venessa del rio or some shit.. but oh damn...
first thing we see on the screen, is a picture of the same t.v. were watching, the view changes and its of the wall and doorway of the room we are in, and im like oooooooooooh shit.....................(this room used to be my parents and the t.v. and vcr were thier hand-me downs)
my dads foot is filling up the picture, he's all wiggling his toes, and his feet are exactly the same as mine.....
so she's laughin, and is like that's your foot!!!!!!ahaha
im trying to stop and she's like no, keep playing it, thought it was funny, she wanted to catch me doing something stupid on the video, and thought it was me....
then it went to fuzz...
next thing i know, is a picture i wish i could erase from memory and a whole lot of sound comes back, and it's my dad drilling my mom hard as hell
and she was screeming her head off....i pulled the tape out after what seemed to be hours of torment in the time it took me to run to the vcr and try to find the eject button in the dark.
we were both shocked, it was like i actually shot myself in the foot.
(haha but it was pops!)
she was totally disgusted and took her movies and was like take me home.
my joke backfired.
so the next morning, she comes over at 7 am, and jumps in bed with me.
she's all horny and we did everything you can about imagine until just before nine, she had to go to work....(yes i made a freak out of her after all).
i was very satisfied.....until i realized the real tape was still in my room.
meaning the tape of my gulp parents was....
i called my girl at work and asked her were the tapes were, hoping they were in her room, or car or something, and she was like wtf are you asking me this for? then it clicked and she knew exactly what i was implying.
she was like jeez, i think they're on our entertainment center....
so yeah, then her mom, stepdad, and one of her aunts, ended up watching my parents fuck, on a saturday morning and yeah, im sure the tape started right at a real good part, cuz that's were we stopped it.
her mom litterally broke her foot off in my ass that day, and her stepdad hated me im sure, i had no good explination for this, but somehow my chick got me that tape back, her parents gave it up, just so i wouldn't get killed by my folks, as they would've definatley, positively, kicked my ass unrecognizeable.
needless to say, her parents made her promise not to see me again, this just made her sneak around and fuck me more, eventually she went away to college, and i got arrested for something stupid, and we lost touch.