Thanks to everyone who reached out so far. I'm enjoying the "taunting". If anyone else wants to get in on the fun, here are some things that definitely wouldn't humiliate me (wink wink):
Telling me how easy it would be to seduce my wife
Telling me how you're going to enjoy dominating her in front of me
Telling me how you're going to share her with your friends, starting by inviting them over and streaming a slideshow of her pics on your TV or computer
Telling me how she's going to strip for you and your friends and give you all lap dances while you guys taunt me
Telling me how you are going to fuck her in a hotel with the blinds wide open so everyone can see, then keep her clothes and send her back to me buck naked so everyone knows my wife is a slut.
Making her your phone screensaver pic
Telling me she's in your spank bank and you jerk off to her whenever you want after I ask you not to do that