For starters I will honestly say that as an amateur behaviorist, I have had very few chances to observe “soccer moms” in their natural habitat. Post work-out I usually assume my position in the spa to relax my muscles with a good vantage point of pool moms exiting the family dressing room as they parade to the outdoor pool adjacent to the indoor wet area. Below are a few findings from my observations.
Pool mom may be described as Caucasian, approximately 25-40 years of age, usually wearing flip-flop style footwear girded with a one piece with a “pool gown” over top and with a trail of kids behind her. She may be accompanied by another pool mom or solo. If and when she becomes aware that she is being watched by a black male, one of several reactions are noted.
Normally, she will take a quick look and then sharply turn her head to not acknowledge the fact that she just checked you out. If she happens to be in good shape and/or is used to being looked upon she will slow her stride and look back at her trailing younglings and issue a few motherly commands. This allows the watching black male a chance to fully take in her visual image. Her last peculiar behavior is to don the sunglasses resting over here brow. I assume that donning of the sunglasses allows her the opportunity to use her peripheral vision for one last glance; then again I could just be the ultimate narcissist. If she is accompanied, she will usually turn to her friend and act as if there is something suddenly important to discuss. I don’t know what the hell is all of sudden so important, but I can only assume that this behavior makes her/them more comfortable while being watched.
Now, I wouldn’t describe myself as a voyeur, but honestly I enjoy observing these pool moms as human behavior is anything but logical, much less predictable. However certain things can be grouped into clusters with a certain degree of predictability. For instance, today, I had the opportunity to passively interact with a gorgeous blonde and fit pool mom that couldn’t be much more than 32 y/o. Again with her trailing kids, she appeared to be leaving. With a more stylish one piece on, it was cut low in the front revealing C-cup cleavage but unfortunately the bottom portion was too wide and concealed her rather full ass. Nice size 7 feet with high arches, a fresh pedicure and thick soled flip-flops. Thinking this was the last I’d see of her, I decided to get out of the spa and spend some time in the dry sauna.
The dry sauna looks like a store front, so my observation was not hindered. To my surprise, the blonde pool mom did not leave, perhaps a potty break for the kids. Should have used the pool, but I digress. For whatever reason, people tend to assume a bi-pod position in the sauna, maybe to facilitate ventilation. Anyway, I was in the bi-pod sitting on the hot cedar and very much proud of my chest work-out recently completed. While trying to make my pecs touch in the middle of my sternum, my black male “spider” senses started to go off. After looking up, to my surprise who but blonde pool mom is trekking back to the pool area. Typical for her type, she slowed her pace, turned to her kids to issue commands while simultaneously allowing me a good look. Thinking to myself, “gotcha”!
Finally, I should describe my demographical situation to help the reader appreciate the scenario better. The average income in this suburban Colorado town is $100,000/year. There are very few African-Americans in this area and if you’re a black male in this area, you must be a professional athlete or a family member of an athlete, I'm neither. In the future maybe I will bring a clip board, grease pens, and a laminated matrix to document my findings in situ.
Pool mom may be described as Caucasian, approximately 25-40 years of age, usually wearing flip-flop style footwear girded with a one piece with a “pool gown” over top and with a trail of kids behind her. She may be accompanied by another pool mom or solo. If and when she becomes aware that she is being watched by a black male, one of several reactions are noted.
Normally, she will take a quick look and then sharply turn her head to not acknowledge the fact that she just checked you out. If she happens to be in good shape and/or is used to being looked upon she will slow her stride and look back at her trailing younglings and issue a few motherly commands. This allows the watching black male a chance to fully take in her visual image. Her last peculiar behavior is to don the sunglasses resting over here brow. I assume that donning of the sunglasses allows her the opportunity to use her peripheral vision for one last glance; then again I could just be the ultimate narcissist. If she is accompanied, she will usually turn to her friend and act as if there is something suddenly important to discuss. I don’t know what the hell is all of sudden so important, but I can only assume that this behavior makes her/them more comfortable while being watched.
Now, I wouldn’t describe myself as a voyeur, but honestly I enjoy observing these pool moms as human behavior is anything but logical, much less predictable. However certain things can be grouped into clusters with a certain degree of predictability. For instance, today, I had the opportunity to passively interact with a gorgeous blonde and fit pool mom that couldn’t be much more than 32 y/o. Again with her trailing kids, she appeared to be leaving. With a more stylish one piece on, it was cut low in the front revealing C-cup cleavage but unfortunately the bottom portion was too wide and concealed her rather full ass. Nice size 7 feet with high arches, a fresh pedicure and thick soled flip-flops. Thinking this was the last I’d see of her, I decided to get out of the spa and spend some time in the dry sauna.
The dry sauna looks like a store front, so my observation was not hindered. To my surprise, the blonde pool mom did not leave, perhaps a potty break for the kids. Should have used the pool, but I digress. For whatever reason, people tend to assume a bi-pod position in the sauna, maybe to facilitate ventilation. Anyway, I was in the bi-pod sitting on the hot cedar and very much proud of my chest work-out recently completed. While trying to make my pecs touch in the middle of my sternum, my black male “spider” senses started to go off. After looking up, to my surprise who but blonde pool mom is trekking back to the pool area. Typical for her type, she slowed her pace, turned to her kids to issue commands while simultaneously allowing me a good look. Thinking to myself, “gotcha”!
Finally, I should describe my demographical situation to help the reader appreciate the scenario better. The average income in this suburban Colorado town is $100,000/year. There are very few African-Americans in this area and if you’re a black male in this area, you must be a professional athlete or a family member of an athlete, I'm neither. In the future maybe I will bring a clip board, grease pens, and a laminated matrix to document my findings in situ.