I've always thought there was nothing worse that white trash, but this guy has broken the barriers of ickyness. A GAY white trash. Not that I'm homophobic; although their habits are disgusting, most gays dress smartly, are clean and slim, but this guy just reeks of hillbillyness. Get those Harley-Davidson tattoos removed. Get a haircut and shave, and do something for that worn out, weathered red skin, on both you and your wife.
Nice implants though, must have taken you years to save up enough to buy them. LOL But she needs some ass-plants as well (real thing, made-up word).