You forgot to tell them what color your panties are. Plenty of chocolate about who can make you scream, but you need to crank up the mind pictures, so their growing lust will make them WANT TO CALL YOU.
Maybe, you need 3 on 1, because blondes usually love a good time.
I new a girl who dyed her black hair blonde, and overnight tripled her incoming phone calls from lusty guys wanting to wine and dine her. She hardly got a night home after that.
Actually, I like your cheeky advert, and I hope others take you up on your offer, you confident go-getter.