Embarrassed by the pizza delivery girl

[johnrousher]

Well it happened again. I ordered pizza and they told me I had 30 minutes before the pizza arrived. I decided to do a quick whack off before it arrived. I actually had two magazines of women getting double penetrated out on the bed when the door rang. I had my pants around my ankles and lotion all over my hand.

I quickly pulled the pants up leaving a tent and put my hand with lotion on it on the door handle and when I opened the door I was shocked it was a female delivery woman.

She handed me a 2 liter in one hand and a pizza with the other. She had the door proped open with her foot and I instictively reached with one hand for the pizza and the lotioned hand for the 2 liter before I realized what I was doing. She noticed the lotion, the the magazines.

Her face got red as she noticed my tent. I handed her $30 for a $21.00 total and told her to keep the change. She started laughing before the door was shut.

 

[Custer Laststand]

Hm.... this suggests an experiment.

Johnrousher—

Yes, I would have to say that does sound a bit awkward. I think you can assume, despite your large tip, that all the other pizza delivery folks she works with now know about the incident.... or at a minimum, the woman deliverers know about it. Maybe if you make it a habit to call the same pizza place for all your future pizzas, you'll find the deliveries are mostly made, somehow, by women — maybe you'll even see the same woman again.

Perhaps you should try it, as an experiment.

—Custer

 

[mslucydivine]

I think its fantasy. I mean who the fuck orders pizza and then decides to jerk off waiting for it? lol- ohhhhhh wait, I guess many would. Looking at that porn all day make you hungry?

Still I think its his fantasy and not reality.

 

[becontree2001uk]

so any repeats?

 

[johnrousher]

No, no repeats as of yet. I've only traveled a few times since then and haven't had a chance to stay in the room and order pizza. Yes it was a true story and I have to say after the fact I got a little nervous considering they had my phone number and name. The next couple of days I spent down there I kept waiting on someone's boyfriend to show up at my door thinking I was hitting on their girl.

Oh, and as far as being good at sucking cock....well only my wife's boyfriends knows for sure. lol

 

[Saraha]

I think he was making some cum cream to ice the pizza when it arrived. If it had been a gay pizza delivery guy, he would have pushed his way in and read the magazines, then asked you to bend over for your "on the spot top-up". Next time you order a pizza, cut a hole in it and push your dick through it - then you can play "spin the pizza" and the friction of the rotation will turn your dick into a machine gun shooting cream across the room.