DO Flies Fuck ?!?

[Sexy Southern Belle]

had to take this pic ... too fucking funny !

 

[HalfManHalfAmazing]

Lol

After careful scrutiny, I have come to the conclusion that flies indeed DO fuck. LOL :bj: :lick:

 

[Sexy Southern Belle]

Lmao

and for a looooong time !!!!

 

[muleman]

Was that Cider on top

 

[Sexy Southern Belle]

Roflmao

Was that Cider on top

willy YOU are not right !! God that was funny

 

[Josetta]

Squeeze a fly to death in your fingers (gloves of course) and its penis shoots out to a suprising length.

Have you ever seen flies going in a straight line? No way, they like to confuse humans by buzzing around in weird circles - only good thing is that if you wait a few seconds, they boomerang back and you can zap them with the fly spray.

 

[muleman]

Squeeze a fly to death in your fingers (gloves of course) and its penis shoots out to a suprising length.

Have you ever seen flies going in a straight line? No way, they like to confuse humans by buzzing around in weird circles - only good thing is that if you wait a few seconds, they boomerang back and you can zap them with the fly spray.

I have to honestly say looking for a flys penis is something I've never thought of doing when I smash the buzzing little maggot layers.

 

[Josetta]

I felt stunned to realise that there are horny male birds out there, waiting for baby birds to hatch out, so they can be got pregnant. Don't seem to be any age of consent rules in place to protect their youthful innocence.

 

[mhall]

Eventually the right combination of Medication will work, but we are not there yet Jo

 

[Josetta]

Someone has to have a sense of humour or be a bright spark, otherwise the party takes a long time to warm up.

 

[Sexy Southern Belle]

Wow ....

I must revisit my post more often ... this was toooo fucking funny .... Josetta you're a riot ... are you related to BW?

 

[Josetta]

If a fly was the size of a human, its penis would be 43 inches long - might that explain why they breed so easily. I can close my eyes and still see in my mind's eye the awesome size of the penis attached to the last fly I squeezed.

When I was doing martial arts, I had to catch 5 flies per week for hand-eye co-ordination speed. Took months to learn the technique, but I have 85% success rate in catching a fly with my hand. It is all in the way a fly lifts off a surface when it gets scared and tries to fly away.

 

[Josetta]

Men can benefit from meds.
Even if your day is going well already, it could still get much better.

 

[Sexy Southern Belle]

If a fly was the size of a human, its penis would be 43 inches long - might that explain why they breed so easily. I can close my eyes and still see in my mind's eye the awesome size of the penis attached to the last fly I squeezed.

When I was doing martial arts, I had to catch 5 flies per week for hand-eye co-ordination speed. Took months to learn the technique, but I have 85% success rate in catching a fly with my hand. It is all in the way a fly lifts off a surface when it gets scared and tries to fly away.

Very interesting .... I would say my success rate is more along the 50% mark but I never did it for training just for fun cuz I love having quick hands .... never squeezed one though !! Now you have me curious !! ROFL