The Dirty Thirty
This is the story of how a joke/ fantasy might have changed my life forever? My wife Liz was turning the big 30 and as most women are, upset about the milestone. My wife is a beautiful 5’8” and weighs about 145lbs. She has a smoking hot body if I do say so myself. She of course does not feel good about herself and the fact she is turning thirty is not helping her out any. She has a great set of 36D real tits that get quite a few stairs, almost as many as her thick certain celebrity like butt.
Well I thought I would take her out and wine her and dine her then take her to a club so she could dance. Liz loves to dance and can’t get enough of it, so I had arranged for us to have an extended weekend so I told her we could go out both Friday and Saturday if she wanted. Thursday evening I made her a steak dinner, then a bubble bath. When she was done I gave her a full body massage a presented her with her “dirty 30” gift. Knowing after the treatments she received she would be very horny I had bought her a large 8” vibrator. Liz had a few small vibrators and had never mentioned wanting a bigger one but it was a gag gift for all she knew. I on the other hand was a little aroused at the thought of getting to use it on her. I would like to think I am average at 5” but I am also skinny so I am not naive. When Liz unwrapped it she gasped loudly and threw it back at me. I told her it was just something to have fun with and she kind of smiled and said ok. Now I know I am not the biggest guy she had been with but she never complained to me about our sex life, so I never thought that this toy could be any problems. The main reason I had picked it out was because it had a suction cup on the end and I always fantasized about her getting a big dick from behind while she sucked mine. I would never want a real man to get to have my wife even though it turned me on, so this I thought would be even better. I was afraid that if she ever had a real liv big cock she might leave me.
So I started rubbing the dildo up and down Liz, she asked why I had got it, so I explained my fantasy to her. She just said hmm. I asked her if she had any, she replied not really but I’m too old to live out any fantasy anyways. I told her she was just being dumb and she could still get any man she wanted. I got up and went to the bathroom and when I returned I found Liz using the big dildo on herself. I was totally turned on. She couldn’t fit but about half the dildo in her but she was really enjoying it.
I took it from her and placed it on the footboard at the end of the bed and got her in position on it. I went back around and slid up under her. Liz slowly licked up and down my dick and said she couldn’t believe I was getting to live out my fantasy on HER birthday. As I was about to blow my load already, I assured her whatever fantasy she had we could try. Liz was bouncing back really hard on the dildo to the point I thought she might break the foot board. I quickly came in her mouth and on my chest. As I got up she just kept riding the dildo. I cleaned up and got back on the bed and when I looked in her eyes they were rolling back in her head. I said damn baby I think you really must like that dirty 30 gift? She once again just said hmm.
About 15 minutes later Liz got off her new toy and her pussy was almost dripping with her juices. By this time I was ready to go again and she pushed me on my back and got on top of me. Her pussy was not the tight love box I was used to. Liz looked me in the eye and said she had something to admit to me. I said what is it baby? She kind of looked away and said, I don’t want to hurt your feelings but this is something I really want to get off my chest. My mind started racing as to what she might be getting ready to say. She said you know we both had a previous sex life before we met. I said yes of course. She said well, you are the smallest guy I have ever been with. I just stopped pumping and looked at her. She said I don’t say this to be mean I just needed to say that. I responded well to be honest I never really thought I was the biggest you had been with, but damn to be the smallest that kind of hurts to know. She leaned down and gave me a passionate kiss and said she didn’t want me to misunderstand her and she was very happy with my cock. So of course I asked what the biggest was and she said only maybe about an inch longer but that few people she had been with were all thicker by a decent amount.
I thought that was all she wanted to tell me but I was wrong! Liz said well baby I know of a fantasy I wouldn’t mind trying. I got excited and started pumping harder and said what is it? Liz looked at me and said she wanted maybe to try a threesome. I almost came then. I asked her if she had a girl in mind. Liz stopped riding me and looked at me sternly and said, “I am talking about a man”! I pushed her off of me and got up. I was pissed off. I said you are going to tell me I am the smallest guy you have been with and then ask me to have a threesome with another guy? Hell No! She grabbed my hand and pulled me back down to the bed. She said it is not like that at all. You bought me this big dildo and said you had a fantasy of a bigger cock going in me, well so do I. I told her mine was just for me and her and that there was a huge difference. I got up and went to take a shower. When I got out she threw a blanket and pillow to me and said go sleep on the couch.
The next day I woke up and Liz was making breakfast. I sat down at the table and asked her if she wanted to talk about last night. She sat down and said she needed to say something first. Liz kind of started crying and said she was sorry about last night but all she was doing was being honest. She said she wasn’t complaining about my size, that she felt as she was actually expanding on both our fantasies. She then looked down and mumbled, “I’m sure you agree my old ass can’t get a guy anymore”. I told her she was being ridiculous and that she could get any man she wanted regardless of age or race. Liz looked up and smiled. “You really think so baby”? I said absolutely.
Liz then asked, well do you think we can play a game tonight? I said sure what do you have in mind? Liz said she wanted to see if she could get a guy to come home with us tonight but that once she knew she had him we would leave him there and the game would be over. I thought there was no harm in that and agreed. Liz asked me for my credit card and said she needed to go shopping so she could find some sexy outfits and maybe some new pair of heels or two. After Liz left I went right to my computer and started looking at threesome porn. I often looked at it but it had a much more powerful effect on me since we were going to be playing this little game tonight.
After a couple hours of porn watching, Liz returned just in time to catch me jacking off to a homemade threesome video. I tried to turn it off but I was busted and she wanted me to show her the whole thing. It was a rather short video only a couple minutes long but it got Liz’s mind wondering. She had never caught me looking at porn but always new I did. She kind of got a little angry and made me get up so she could control the computer. She checked the history and saw all the videos I had looked at. Feeling embarrassed I told her I was going to shower up and get ready.
When I came back about 30 minutes later she was watching a five guy gangbang. It was one I had not been watching so she must have found it on her own. While I was a little turned on she was looking at porn I was also starting to get worried. Finally she pushed herself away from my desk to reveal she had taken her shorts and panties off and had been fingering herself while watching. She walked by me smiling and said “boy that was different”. She said she was going to get showered up and would be ready in about an hour.
About an hour on the dot Liz walked in the den looking sexier than I had ever seen her. She had on very sexy sun dress that only came about half way down her thighs, no bra, and a pair of white five inch heels. I just stared and said wow, you look incredible. Liz blushed and smiled. We were walking out the door and Liz bent over to pick up her purse and when she did the dress rose up her ass revealing a flesh colored G-string. I had seen her in a thong a few times but this G-string was more like dental floss. I just said damn! Liz turned and smiled.
This is the story of how a joke/ fantasy might have changed my life forever? My wife Liz was turning the big 30 and as most women are, upset about the milestone. My wife is a beautiful 5’8” and weighs about 145lbs. She has a smoking hot body if I do say so myself. She of course does not feel good about herself and the fact she is turning thirty is not helping her out any. She has a great set of 36D real tits that get quite a few stairs, almost as many as her thick certain celebrity like butt.
Well I thought I would take her out and wine her and dine her then take her to a club so she could dance. Liz loves to dance and can’t get enough of it, so I had arranged for us to have an extended weekend so I told her we could go out both Friday and Saturday if she wanted. Thursday evening I made her a steak dinner, then a bubble bath. When she was done I gave her a full body massage a presented her with her “dirty 30” gift. Knowing after the treatments she received she would be very horny I had bought her a large 8” vibrator. Liz had a few small vibrators and had never mentioned wanting a bigger one but it was a gag gift for all she knew. I on the other hand was a little aroused at the thought of getting to use it on her. I would like to think I am average at 5” but I am also skinny so I am not naive. When Liz unwrapped it she gasped loudly and threw it back at me. I told her it was just something to have fun with and she kind of smiled and said ok. Now I know I am not the biggest guy she had been with but she never complained to me about our sex life, so I never thought that this toy could be any problems. The main reason I had picked it out was because it had a suction cup on the end and I always fantasized about her getting a big dick from behind while she sucked mine. I would never want a real man to get to have my wife even though it turned me on, so this I thought would be even better. I was afraid that if she ever had a real liv big cock she might leave me.
So I started rubbing the dildo up and down Liz, she asked why I had got it, so I explained my fantasy to her. She just said hmm. I asked her if she had any, she replied not really but I’m too old to live out any fantasy anyways. I told her she was just being dumb and she could still get any man she wanted. I got up and went to the bathroom and when I returned I found Liz using the big dildo on herself. I was totally turned on. She couldn’t fit but about half the dildo in her but she was really enjoying it.
I took it from her and placed it on the footboard at the end of the bed and got her in position on it. I went back around and slid up under her. Liz slowly licked up and down my dick and said she couldn’t believe I was getting to live out my fantasy on HER birthday. As I was about to blow my load already, I assured her whatever fantasy she had we could try. Liz was bouncing back really hard on the dildo to the point I thought she might break the foot board. I quickly came in her mouth and on my chest. As I got up she just kept riding the dildo. I cleaned up and got back on the bed and when I looked in her eyes they were rolling back in her head. I said damn baby I think you really must like that dirty 30 gift? She once again just said hmm.
About 15 minutes later Liz got off her new toy and her pussy was almost dripping with her juices. By this time I was ready to go again and she pushed me on my back and got on top of me. Her pussy was not the tight love box I was used to. Liz looked me in the eye and said she had something to admit to me. I said what is it baby? She kind of looked away and said, I don’t want to hurt your feelings but this is something I really want to get off my chest. My mind started racing as to what she might be getting ready to say. She said you know we both had a previous sex life before we met. I said yes of course. She said well, you are the smallest guy I have ever been with. I just stopped pumping and looked at her. She said I don’t say this to be mean I just needed to say that. I responded well to be honest I never really thought I was the biggest you had been with, but damn to be the smallest that kind of hurts to know. She leaned down and gave me a passionate kiss and said she didn’t want me to misunderstand her and she was very happy with my cock. So of course I asked what the biggest was and she said only maybe about an inch longer but that few people she had been with were all thicker by a decent amount.
I thought that was all she wanted to tell me but I was wrong! Liz said well baby I know of a fantasy I wouldn’t mind trying. I got excited and started pumping harder and said what is it? Liz looked at me and said she wanted maybe to try a threesome. I almost came then. I asked her if she had a girl in mind. Liz stopped riding me and looked at me sternly and said, “I am talking about a man”! I pushed her off of me and got up. I was pissed off. I said you are going to tell me I am the smallest guy you have been with and then ask me to have a threesome with another guy? Hell No! She grabbed my hand and pulled me back down to the bed. She said it is not like that at all. You bought me this big dildo and said you had a fantasy of a bigger cock going in me, well so do I. I told her mine was just for me and her and that there was a huge difference. I got up and went to take a shower. When I got out she threw a blanket and pillow to me and said go sleep on the couch.
The next day I woke up and Liz was making breakfast. I sat down at the table and asked her if she wanted to talk about last night. She sat down and said she needed to say something first. Liz kind of started crying and said she was sorry about last night but all she was doing was being honest. She said she wasn’t complaining about my size, that she felt as she was actually expanding on both our fantasies. She then looked down and mumbled, “I’m sure you agree my old ass can’t get a guy anymore”. I told her she was being ridiculous and that she could get any man she wanted regardless of age or race. Liz looked up and smiled. “You really think so baby”? I said absolutely.
Liz then asked, well do you think we can play a game tonight? I said sure what do you have in mind? Liz said she wanted to see if she could get a guy to come home with us tonight but that once she knew she had him we would leave him there and the game would be over. I thought there was no harm in that and agreed. Liz asked me for my credit card and said she needed to go shopping so she could find some sexy outfits and maybe some new pair of heels or two. After Liz left I went right to my computer and started looking at threesome porn. I often looked at it but it had a much more powerful effect on me since we were going to be playing this little game tonight.
After a couple hours of porn watching, Liz returned just in time to catch me jacking off to a homemade threesome video. I tried to turn it off but I was busted and she wanted me to show her the whole thing. It was a rather short video only a couple minutes long but it got Liz’s mind wondering. She had never caught me looking at porn but always new I did. She kind of got a little angry and made me get up so she could control the computer. She checked the history and saw all the videos I had looked at. Feeling embarrassed I told her I was going to shower up and get ready.
When I came back about 30 minutes later she was watching a five guy gangbang. It was one I had not been watching so she must have found it on her own. While I was a little turned on she was looking at porn I was also starting to get worried. Finally she pushed herself away from my desk to reveal she had taken her shorts and panties off and had been fingering herself while watching. She walked by me smiling and said “boy that was different”. She said she was going to get showered up and would be ready in about an hour.
About an hour on the dot Liz walked in the den looking sexier than I had ever seen her. She had on very sexy sun dress that only came about half way down her thighs, no bra, and a pair of white five inch heels. I just stared and said wow, you look incredible. Liz blushed and smiled. We were walking out the door and Liz bent over to pick up her purse and when she did the dress rose up her ass revealing a flesh colored G-string. I had seen her in a thong a few times but this G-string was more like dental floss. I just said damn! Liz turned and smiled.