Because he has like NO dick... sometimes I make sure he knows it's consistent with the head on his shoulders...which BTW is the only head he has... but because this be the case, I must be the one to relay the tales today.
He recently realized that he has maybe a little dick. So he decided to go online and order some penis muscle exerciser device. Like a kid anxious for Christmas so excited waiting on this contraption. Hell why wouldn't he...he's go some grand idea that his dick might be exercised to a point to gain a whole 1" LOL! Like that would even possibly make any difference.
Anyway, the day came... it arrived. I came home from work and bouncing off the walls, he says "LOOK!" and proudly lifts his shirt to show me his dick all done up in the device.... he after says, "the only problem is my dick keeps slipping out" Well let me tell you, he tries to pass off a 1" foreskin but hell it's a good 2"... so I'm looking at this thing and he's got his foreskin stretched about 3" and his head is somewhere in nowhere-land and he's thinking he's exercising his dick to grow! I let him run with it LOLOL
So I have a look at this kit and there is all these pairs of posts of different lengths starting from 3/4" and upward. Well the concept of this device is that you would 'exercise' (stretch) your dick gradually and as it grew, larger extenders are placed. So here he is, with his 3" stretched out foreskin in this thing with a 1 1/2" extender on it!! And he's wondering why his dick (forekin) is slipping out of the tightly strapped thing on it. 'Honey' I say, 'why don't you try smaller extenders... that foreskin doesn't need to grow any more than it is'. On goes the smallest extenders with this thing.... low and behold... his dick is still slipping out of it. Not giving up on the quest to earn an inch of that pathetic thing... he takes the extenders off.... no extenders. Watching his face so intent and determined place that little semi hard peanut in this contraption...meaning that the extension is set to stretch the penis to a whopping 3 1/2"! Go honey!...anyway...we both watched that pathetic thing recoil itself and drop out of that mighty 3 1/2" mark. With a stare in quiet, then a sad pathetic look, met my eyes, "my dick is to small for the device that is meant to make small dicks bigger"... meaning that this thing was thought, designed, engineered and produced for the little dickers to try to salvage some slice of manhood...placing the ulimate low at 3 1/2" and he fell short of that bench mark by 3" of those 3 1/2" LOLLOL
Now aint that the saddest thing you could possibly imagine that you've realized that not only your dick is small but it dosen't even meet the criteria of the small dick device that is suppose to help! He's smaller than the lowest possible setting that would make this thing even give a chance to the most pathetic of little dickers!! HAHA These makers have not even thought there may be even worse out there... the design couldn't even accomodate it. Clearly a growth range and one size fits all (but one) is 3 1/2 to 9".
The worst part of this whole thing is I've gone years now thinking that thing was average and truth be told he is the first and only one ever to have provided me with an orgasam from intercouarse... not just an orgasam... but flood gates of squirt!!
Go figure!
Another little story, not near as long (story I mean HAHAHA).... we'd basically just met and went right to the grind... I didn't really even get to see the pecker. Next day we're yapping on the phone to share our opinions about each others sexual stature... and I ask him how I rate in his experiences. He responds, 'your one of the top 3'... ok I'm already WHA?!! Naturally, I'm asking well what is that that I'm not #1!! With this half sorrowful voice says, "well, I'm used to tighter pussies"... I was floored...and not recalling that he'd slipped right out of the condom and he's out and the condom stayed in! He plucked it out with his fingers!! LOL So in an attempt to try and sooth my ego he says, 'well, you should expect that it should be that way... you've had children'
For years now I've been retelling this story because I need to know that this is like OMG can you believe this! This guy telling me after a week of dating that my hole is to big and I fall short of his best list #1 spot! And not at any time did I even consider anything but my spacious abyss vs his shortfall!
Not til last night, seriously, as we discuss his lack of no, corrected, no manhood... do we both realize that... it wasn't me! It was him with a more than crital shortfall not being anywhere able to fill the normal pussy space I have.
I should have told him was a dick... but at this point, that diss would only give him a glimmer of false hope! Then again I should have told him, just to let him go ahead and feel that hope, so I can laugh inside, watching him think he's got some hope in hell for manlyhood! Honestly my newborn son had a bigger head than his (I've only seen his pea head twice in 4 years-his foeskin is bigger than his dick).... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
We're looking at all the rest of pathetic souls on this site and their little dicks and we both stare - the smallest dick we found is HUGE next to his!
I know you are thinking how in hell have i endured this torture....all I can say now is THANK GOD for foreskin!! Otherwise neither one of us would even know what it was for him to have even crossed the threashold to my pussy gate...a whole lotta dildoes have been used and abused through our bedroom... now i know why! HAHA
<img src="http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/pics/DickBeGoneQSV3O.jpg" alt="null" /><img src="http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/pics/DickBeGoneAPT3J.jpg" alt="stub" /><img src="http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/pics/DickBeGoneWWMW0.jpg" alt="foreskin" /> <img src="http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/pics/DickBeGone4WGKE.jpg" alt="dimedicklet" /> <img src="http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/pics/DickBeGone484P8.jpg" alt="matchstick" /> <img src="http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/pics/DickBeGoneS8MDR.jpg" alt="Attempted hard" />
He recently realized that he has maybe a little dick. So he decided to go online and order some penis muscle exerciser device. Like a kid anxious for Christmas so excited waiting on this contraption. Hell why wouldn't he...he's go some grand idea that his dick might be exercised to a point to gain a whole 1" LOL! Like that would even possibly make any difference.
Anyway, the day came... it arrived. I came home from work and bouncing off the walls, he says "LOOK!" and proudly lifts his shirt to show me his dick all done up in the device.... he after says, "the only problem is my dick keeps slipping out" Well let me tell you, he tries to pass off a 1" foreskin but hell it's a good 2"... so I'm looking at this thing and he's got his foreskin stretched about 3" and his head is somewhere in nowhere-land and he's thinking he's exercising his dick to grow! I let him run with it LOLOL
So I have a look at this kit and there is all these pairs of posts of different lengths starting from 3/4" and upward. Well the concept of this device is that you would 'exercise' (stretch) your dick gradually and as it grew, larger extenders are placed. So here he is, with his 3" stretched out foreskin in this thing with a 1 1/2" extender on it!! And he's wondering why his dick (forekin) is slipping out of the tightly strapped thing on it. 'Honey' I say, 'why don't you try smaller extenders... that foreskin doesn't need to grow any more than it is'. On goes the smallest extenders with this thing.... low and behold... his dick is still slipping out of it. Not giving up on the quest to earn an inch of that pathetic thing... he takes the extenders off.... no extenders. Watching his face so intent and determined place that little semi hard peanut in this contraption...meaning that the extension is set to stretch the penis to a whopping 3 1/2"! Go honey!...anyway...we both watched that pathetic thing recoil itself and drop out of that mighty 3 1/2" mark. With a stare in quiet, then a sad pathetic look, met my eyes, "my dick is to small for the device that is meant to make small dicks bigger"... meaning that this thing was thought, designed, engineered and produced for the little dickers to try to salvage some slice of manhood...placing the ulimate low at 3 1/2" and he fell short of that bench mark by 3" of those 3 1/2" LOLLOL
Now aint that the saddest thing you could possibly imagine that you've realized that not only your dick is small but it dosen't even meet the criteria of the small dick device that is suppose to help! He's smaller than the lowest possible setting that would make this thing even give a chance to the most pathetic of little dickers!! HAHA These makers have not even thought there may be even worse out there... the design couldn't even accomodate it. Clearly a growth range and one size fits all (but one) is 3 1/2 to 9".
The worst part of this whole thing is I've gone years now thinking that thing was average and truth be told he is the first and only one ever to have provided me with an orgasam from intercouarse... not just an orgasam... but flood gates of squirt!!
Go figure!
Another little story, not near as long (story I mean HAHAHA).... we'd basically just met and went right to the grind... I didn't really even get to see the pecker. Next day we're yapping on the phone to share our opinions about each others sexual stature... and I ask him how I rate in his experiences. He responds, 'your one of the top 3'... ok I'm already WHA?!! Naturally, I'm asking well what is that that I'm not #1!! With this half sorrowful voice says, "well, I'm used to tighter pussies"... I was floored...and not recalling that he'd slipped right out of the condom and he's out and the condom stayed in! He plucked it out with his fingers!! LOL So in an attempt to try and sooth my ego he says, 'well, you should expect that it should be that way... you've had children'
For years now I've been retelling this story because I need to know that this is like OMG can you believe this! This guy telling me after a week of dating that my hole is to big and I fall short of his best list #1 spot! And not at any time did I even consider anything but my spacious abyss vs his shortfall!
Not til last night, seriously, as we discuss his lack of no, corrected, no manhood... do we both realize that... it wasn't me! It was him with a more than crital shortfall not being anywhere able to fill the normal pussy space I have.
I should have told him was a dick... but at this point, that diss would only give him a glimmer of false hope! Then again I should have told him, just to let him go ahead and feel that hope, so I can laugh inside, watching him think he's got some hope in hell for manlyhood! Honestly my newborn son had a bigger head than his (I've only seen his pea head twice in 4 years-his foeskin is bigger than his dick).... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
We're looking at all the rest of pathetic souls on this site and their little dicks and we both stare - the smallest dick we found is HUGE next to his!
I know you are thinking how in hell have i endured this torture....all I can say now is THANK GOD for foreskin!! Otherwise neither one of us would even know what it was for him to have even crossed the threashold to my pussy gate...a whole lotta dildoes have been used and abused through our bedroom... now i know why! HAHA
<img src="http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/pics/DickBeGoneQSV3O.jpg" alt="null" /><img src="http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/pics/DickBeGoneAPT3J.jpg" alt="stub" /><img src="http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/pics/DickBeGoneWWMW0.jpg" alt="foreskin" /> <img src="http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/pics/DickBeGone4WGKE.jpg" alt="dimedicklet" /> <img src="http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/pics/DickBeGone484P8.jpg" alt="matchstick" /> <img src="http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/pics/DickBeGoneS8MDR.jpg" alt="Attempted hard" />
