A couple of points...
- I'm not black, so I can't be an Uncle Tom.
- You really, really don't want me to "bring it on". I can assure you that you are out of your league with me.
- If I get the blessing from one of the mods, I will fuck you up and leave you crying in the corner in a puddle of piss.
- It's called PUNCTUATION! It helps the people who have made it past the 4th grade understand your asinine gibberish.