The Bizarre and Weird.

[MajorHorner]

Taking a walk ...

And hoping to be accosted in the usual place by the local flasher?

 

[MajorHorner]

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But, quick as a flash, her personal trainer plunged the gap pleasing both parties out of their skulls.

 

[MajorHorner]

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Sometimes, or even often, her devotion to her duties led her to being available late into the night, at special rates of course.

 

[MajorHorner]

I want to masturbate and piss on your pussy.

I read that it’s almost impossible for a man to ejaculate and piss at the same time.
Try doing it sequentially rather than concurrently

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[MajorHorner]

Also odd ...

Some how she’d got the idea that men also had a hymen. And since she didn’t have a cock to break it, she decide d to use an alternative mode of entry.

 

[MajorHorner]

More pissing. Yum

Yum or Glug?

 

[Spurt]

Something different ....

 

[MajorHorner]

Something different ....

Look what I got after spending a year with that Centaur.

 

[Spurt]

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[liketowatchyourwife]

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Can you concentrate on taking pictures while I suck on your nipples?

 

[Spurt]

We like to blindfold Brigitte and come on her. She then has to guess who it was based on sperm temperature, amount and pressure. It's fun.

 

[MajorHorner]

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Whilst she was taking pix of the chief of the tribe exercising his
duty of droit de Señor, al the other snappers we’re getting ready
to film the chief’s son about to thrust his weapon up her cunt

 

[MajorHorner]

We like to blindfold Brigitte and come on her. She then has to guess who it was based on sperm temperature, amount and pressure. It's fun.

Fun for whom?

 

[zippless]

Fun for whom?

What an idiotic comment. Why even post that or the one before. You think you are some kind of smart Alec. I have never seen you post some of your experiences. I don't think you are even in the lifestyle with a comment like that.

 

[MajorHorner]

Considering that you’re not the OP, your opinion is of no consequence.
If you’ve not seen my postings you’ve missed some really horny pix.
Basically, you’re a big time looser, bud.

 

[Spurt]

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[MajorHorner]

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Such good news on both fronts. All who have benefited from her visitations will most probably resort to mass slaughtering of their peers And so hasten the reestablishment of TRUE democracy - rule by the gun

 

[Spurt]

When Brig was much more hirsute .....

 

[MajorHorner]

When Brig was much more hirsute .....

When was Brig so much more hirsute?

 

[Spurt]

We're going to party like it's 1999 .........