Advise: Need helping "seducing" mwf!! :)

  • Thread starterBlackStud74
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  • #281
I didn't sit through all those posts of pimp's pathetic-ness to NOT hear what happened! Come on!
 
  • #282
I wouldn't hold your breath waiting
 
  • #283
pornoshakespeare said:
If this "true" story isn't told by tomorrow... prepare for the final chapter to be told by me! Starring BlackStud74, some British broad, and a pack of pirates who are also ninjas.
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OH BOY! Ninja pirates!
 
  • #284
Okay, I have the real scoop. BlackSomething74 is busy in a dinner theatre production of Death of a Salesman with Louie Anderson, so he told me to inform you all.

So BlackStud74 lives in a suburb in the heart of America. He has a nice house with a crippling mortage, but the thing to focus on is that it's nice. He lived in the house for about seven months when he got some new neighbors. A British man named Reginald Oliver and a woman named Lucy Oliver. They had moved to the US for job opportunities, but Reginald could only find work as a house painter.

Lucy Oliver was a very attractive woman to BlackStud74. Most importantly, she was white. I mean, let's be honest here... white chicks are to black guys as asian chicks are to white guys. BS74 began to plot on how to romance young Lucy. To "crush her guts," to "rearrange her insides", to "hollow her out", as it were.

He tried all the methods recommended in pornos. He looked her up and down and said "damn!" emphatically. He whipped his cock out. He even got together with his boys and watched her walk up the driveway while saying "shoot", "sheeyit", and "suck my muthafuckin' dick bitch" at random intervals. Nothing seemed to work.

Finally, her husband got a call about the Falklands being invaded pirates. What's more, these pirates had learned the dark arts of the ninja. Needless to say, there was cannonballs and throwing stars a-poppin'. So superspy Reginald met up with Daniel Craig to go kick some ass, and left Lucy alone with BS74. This was his time...

He didn't score. However, not wanting to lose face with a bunch of people he will never meet he sits in his rec room even today, writing out a suitable fantasy to share with his horny internet bretheren.

The End.
 
  • #286
Smell the loser

Dawm i thought it was a real story ;-(...
 
  • #287
Sound like a bitch to me.
 
  • #288
Good start, pornoshakespeare. Just flesh out the ninja pirates a little more and I think you'll have the plot for the next Jackie Chan/Chris Tucker buddy film!
 
  • #289
I must have been gone because I am behind in replies!
Apologizes for those who msg but did not get a response yet.

I am back (for now) with new job there is some travel.

Things went very well :)
 
  • #290
BlackStud74 said:
I must have been gone because I am behind in replies!
Apologizes for those who msg but did not get a response yet.

I am back (for now) with new job there is some travel.

Things went very well :)
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Welcome back brother.................my buddy's wife is still find as hell, we played the game where you have to place your hand and/feet on different colored spots twisting around your oppontent. I had to quit after rubbing up on her. I had to concentrate really to keep my cock from getting hard. I did jerk off that night. She continuouly teases my buddy that we were doing something while he was gone.........hmmmmmmmm I love her.
How has it been going at your end.
 
  • #291
sounds like you are having some fun but still holdin back! :)

She moved in a couple of months ago and I am planning to propose with fireworks on the 4th!
 
  • #292
yeah right
 
  • #293
toni said:
yeah right
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Looks like you still have some haters...............congrads.......I figured something was happening since you did not have any time for the DC. Yeah....my situtation is a little different, so I have to play it a little different,,,She has been trying to get someone else besides my buddy to come with her to visit me and ,my buddy is alway talking about her booty, and he know we like the same thing,,,,,,,will report after my next visit..........and again congrads, ain't nothing like getting the white babe you want.
 
  • #294
Hoping all goes well for you on the 4th
 
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  • #295
i leave her alone!! Totally wrong
 
  • #296
There sure are some big gaps in his story and lack of his promised pictures.
 
  • #297
puzzydriller-sbm-nyc said:
i leave her alone!! Totally wrong
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Loser...just shut up and enjoy the ride
 
  • #298
.....I believe him, and as for the gaps, I bet the closer she got, the more special she got, so as far as giving more details/pictures,,,,,,its different when she is your girlfriend rather that a fantasy,,,,the last thing he wants is to mess it up so soon,,,after pursuing her undercover.,,,,I say give him some time to solidify the relationship.
 
  • #299
I hope every one had a great happy 4th! :)

I see there some haters out there still :clap:

As for photos, I would have no problem posting some but given the fact that this site has a lot of members (possible co workers), I am not sure she (or I for that matter) would be very comfortable about it :)

Still, I will see if I can post some more discreet photos to satisfy requests. :)
 
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  • #300
What the fuck? BlackStud74 are you gonna tell us what happened or not? Only thing I see is you saying "things are going great" and she is "officially in the club." Explain yourself. Go into the details. You said it would require a long post -- it's time to post that motherfucker.

Jeez, I'm going through 34 pages here and you're killing me.
 
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